Refund!?! Sorree no speaka da inglish...
Ok, fair enough. We realise you need some reassurance we're genuine and not some Nigerian prince who's going to run off with your cash.
We're actual people and if you want a refund on anything you buy from us you'll get it in full. No questions asked. Guaranteed. We'll also breakdown in tears and flog ourselves half to death. But don't feel guilty.
If you're not 100% happy with anything you buy from us simply send it back and we'll return your cash to you ASAP. And that’s a full-on pinkie swear.
Any problems just contact us and we'll sort it out.